• jesus and mary chain - dirty water

    sung by Jim
    written by William

    It's off then it's on
    It's on then it's gone
    It's high and it's steep
    It's wide and it's deep

    Fuck with me, and I'll fuck with you
    Isn't that what we're supposed to do
    Kick me down and I will kick you too
    Isn't that what we're supposed to do

    I've been swimming in the dirty water
    I've been swimming where the fish won't go

    I've been swimming in the dirty water
    I've been swimming where the fish won't go

    It's off then it's on
    It's on then it's gone

  • 老阿姨

    2009-07-26

    梅二对我说,

    兄弟,找女孩,可千万不能找老阿姨样子的啊!!

    说完,他默默地把一个鸡脚爪塞进嘴里嚼了若干下,

    低下头,伤感地说,

    我们身边认识的女孩迟早都会变成老阿姨的...

  • 单相思

    2009-07-23

    今天外婆说,

    电视里那个女主持长得真漂亮,

    我说外婆,她其实是我老婆

    外婆说,可怜,单相思

  • 《请柬》

    2009-07-21

    《请柬》(2009)

     

    * 家乐福画廊广告做的好,不如家乐福画廊肉制品好~~

  • 蓝皮和贾薇

    2009-07-19

    http://space.tv.cctv.com/video/VIDE1247650073406887

    一个人一辈子会有很多兄弟

    蓝皮是我“兄弟中的兄弟”

    他和贾薇的爱情到婚姻,对我来说一直是个神迹

    也让我领悟了爱情这个已被我们自己庸俗化了的抽象概念所能够达到的细腻和深度

    蓝皮前两天发来短信,让我看某月某日下午4点10分的央视“半边天”栏目,有他和他老婆的专题

    但我还是忘了看了

    毛豆今天给了我网络视频,正好补上。

    蓝皮贾薇,

    祝永远幸福开心!

  • MJ

    2009-07-18

    电视里最近经常会放MJ的mv,

    外婆问我,这个是黑人啊?

    我说是啊,漂白了,伊刚刚死忒了。

    外婆问,几岁啊?

    我说,50岁。

    又问,是不是很有钱啊?

    我说,应该是的吧,大明星嘛。

    外婆抬眼再次看了看电视屏里的MJ,伤感地说,

    我90岁了,还在吃低保。